What does an 'evolved man' look like – and why are most guys' base chakras disconnected from their heart chakras? How are Darth Vader and the Horned God both male archetypes? How can women be patriarchal? Why are some dudes sexist? But wait – there's more: Jock culture! Toxic masculinity! Megarexia! GI Joe dolls! And what does 'divine union' and Donald Trump being a 'baby king' have to do with all this?